Goodbye

Grandpa chokes to
death on steak hours
before sex for first
time in over a decade .........Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get
My Grandpa Laid' competition and was
about to enjoy a romp with two
prostitutes An 86-year-old widower choked to death on
a steak hours before he was due to have
sex for the first time in more than a decade. Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get
My Grandpa Laid' TV competition and was
about to enjoy a three-in-a-bed romp with
two prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch, a legal
brothel in Nevada. But tragedy struck when he choked during a
celebratory meal at a steak house hours
before he was due to claim his 'prize'. Mr Orris' grandson Ed, 49, said he had been
"on cloud nine" at the time. The pair had flown in from Illinois and had
already picked out two girls, Vanity and
Caressa Kisses, at the Bunny Ranch. Owner Dennis Hof said Mr Orris had wanted
to have a steak "before the big game". "Johnny said he was prepping for the "Super
Bowl of Sex" and he never got there," Hof
told New York's Daily News. Ed Orris told TMZ he decided to use the
free coupon himself although he didn't have
sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that
would have been weird." Johnny's wife died 11 years ago and he said
had not had sex with anyone else since. His grandson entered him into Howard
Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition
in October and Johnny had emerged as the
lucky winner.