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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Plastic surgery woes


Amanda Bynes: Troubled star reveals MORE plastic surgery woes just hours before court date

Just when you think Amanda Bynes may have bored herself with her trademark "ugly" Twitter insult - the wig loving attention seeker has revealed her disturbing plastic surgery woes.
Taking to Twitter, in what must have been a late night rant stateside, the "murder my vagina" star wrote: "My Broken Nose Is Making The Bone Under My Eyes Protrude So I Won't Stop Getting Surgery Until That Bone Is Shaved Off."
As if that wasn't a little too much information, the 27-year-old She's The Man star added: "My Surgeon Broke My Nose During My Surgery But Hasn't Finished My Nose! It's Still Broken And I Can't Breathe!"


 
She then goes on to insult her niece by (you guessed it) calling her ugly, before going on to ramble about mocked up tweets.
Her rant comes just hours before she is due to in court for a hearing in New York, due to start at 2.30pm on Tuesday and just a day after the former Disney darling decided to wade into the world of politics on her Twitter account.
She wrote on Monday: "Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!"


 
It raises the question of whether Amanda has simply run out of adjectives or if this slur on the President and First Lady's looks is a bizarre backhanded compliment.
In other news Amanda is in love and needs to have surgery for when she ties the knot.
But before you start imagining what former child star Amanda and “murder her vagina” rapper Drake’s offspring will look like – the 27-year-old actress revealed her intended is not on Twitter.
In another Twitter rant, the surgery loving blonde scrawled: “I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I'm In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married.”
Who said romance was dead?

 
Proir to that, she explained: “I'm In Love With Someone Else Who I Do Not Follow On Twitter Who Is The Most Gorgeous Man I Know But Drake Comes In Second.”
That’s nice Amanda, but seeing as you only follow eight people, it doesn’t narrow the net for your fans.
Earlier this month, Amanda had tweeted compliments about Miley Cyrus's fiance Liam Hemsworth, calling him "the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth". She'd also slagged off her former crush, Drake, by calling him "ugly" and adding the final insult: "Drake has the ugliest smile, ugly gums uneven teeth ugly eyes." Er, right, got it, thanks Amanda.          
Last week, it was reported that Amanda had been evicted from her New York apartment (or, y'know, flat as we call it over here) after residents of her building complained about her smoking in the hallways and being rude to the doormen.
 
But she's not exactly homeless ... she is a millionaire, after all. Could she be staying in one of the hotels around Times Square?
Amanda's carried on updating her one million followers on her movements on Twitter and yesterday, defended herself by saying: "When everything you do gets scrutinized you lash out! I freak out on whoever calls me something I'm not!"


  • Amanda was once voted Maxim's hottest lady- but that was when she still had a full head of hair
  • Look what's happened as time has gone By-nes... Anyone got any idea?
  • Pretty, funny, fresh and talented. Sound like anyone else we know? *Cough* Li-Lo
  • Look, she used to model and even looked pretty wearing rank, TOWIE-inspired tack
  • Where it all went wrong? Amanda announces her 'retirement' on Twitter
  • Mugshot numero one for allegedly driving under the influence of a few Babyshams in Hollywood
  • Excellent idea. Get arrested, then tweet Obama for some help. He was a bit too busy saving the world to reply, unfortunately
  • Leaving West Hollywood Police Station after being arrested for alleged DUI. Or maybe she just hates her pink hair
  • Yep, she's embarrassed to show everyone her pink dye job gone wrong
  • It's a dog's life. Amanda tweets picture of her pooch who has gone to doggie heaven
  • Happy 27th birthday to Amanda who treated herself to a bank visit and spent the whole day covering her mouth with her phone in the air. Normal
  • Someone desperately needs a trip to the hairdressers. We haven't seen extensions that bad since TOWIE
  • The bakery where Amanda reportedly locked herself in the toilets. Maybe she just really wanted more cake
  • Here's the inside of the toilets where Amanda may have locked herself in and dreamt of gorging on cakes
  • Amanda's first of many semi-naked selfies. We do it all the time
  • Just in case you didn't get to see enough of her boobs, here they are again. Thanks Amanda. Very thoughtful of you
  • Sporting a bad outfit, a new tattoo and even worse hair extensions, Amanda is in desperate need of a new hairdresser and stylist
  • Green dip-dye hair and cheek piercings. Amanda is going for natural beauty
  • Isn't this the kind of photo we delete in a nano-second? Amanda posts this weird picture. Maybe she likes her hair
  • Covering her face with a bag while crossing a busy road is so normal, we do it all the time
  • Look, it's Amanda pulling weird faces at herself again. No, it's not for Halloween
  • Here she is dressed up as Ali G
  • Amanda likes pretending she's Donatella Versace's older sister
  • Amanda really likes the smell of her scarf
  • We do this all the time when we see someone from school/work we want to hide from
  • Amanda's next mug shot. One for the family collection
  • Lindsay - is it really you? Nope, it's Amanda again
  • Amanda is arrested on drugs charges and can't see above her fringe to get to the car
  • Arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of the window - and for crimes against hair
  • "You've got it all bong." That's what she was probably thinking, anyway
  • Amanda's poodle perm had got out of control
  • Her fancy dress costume for Barbie needed some work
  • Showing off bruises from her handcuffs - not just a really tight bracelet
  • Amanda always took inspiration from Michael Jackson
 
 

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