ha.......

:
RULES FOR MY FUTURE WOMAN
1. My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other
peoples jokes even via social media. She has to
send me the
joke first and then we decide if it's funny or not so
we can laugh together.
2. My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public. NO
need to say "bless you." She's
already blessed, she has me.
3. My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her
birthday cake. WTF are you wishing for? All your
dreams came true when you met me.
4. My Woman isn't allowed to defend another man
when I'm talking about him. If I say he's an
asshole, hes an asshole! Say it with me,"HE IS AN
ASSHOLE!
5. My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another
man’s jokes when I am not around. She better
calls me and we'll decide together if its funny or
not.
6. My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3
men in her life. Me, her father & her brother. If you
got two brothers, pick your favourite one.
7. My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men
on the phone. If she calls 180 or any customer
service line and a man answers, she better hangs
up & try again.
8. My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in
public. I‘ve seen the commercials. Those niggas
come out of no where.
9. My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men
while I'm asleep. You're not tired? Wanna talk to
somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more
about God.
10. My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want
to know what you & God are up to. You might be
praying to get another man.
11. My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around
the house, What is she trying to do? Practice how
she'll run away from me? I don't think so.
12. My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man.
If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a
stick!
13. My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her
girls, she might turn lesbian and leave me..
I DO this to protect my
woman because I love Her!!......by Enabulele